Why do you have no soul?
I was up at the high school today for PPTs. I noticed one of my favorite students of all time sitting in the lobby to guidance. I haven’t seen her in at least a year and sat down to chat.
ME:Hey Kelly what are you doing in here?
HER:Future stuff, career stuff.
ME:What are they going to do to you?
HER:Give me a personality test.
ME:What are they going to find?
HER:That I have no soul.
ME:Why do you have no soul?
HER:High school.